terrific mayo-based sauce

I think I saw this recipe on Vegan Dad's blog, but I'm not sure - I'll go check later. We love his burgers (they really are wonderful!) and this sauce, together with slices of onion and tomato on english muffins, is absolutely incredible. juicy, flavorful, addictive. I promise. and you don't even have to be all that careful about the amounts.

4 T vegannaise
1 T pickled jalapeno, diced (or to taste)
2 t lemon juice

mix. that's it! now slather and drool..er, whatever it is you do with a burger!

The best vegan burger? - oh yeah

Now, this is sort of a holy grail deal. Do you know how many different versions of veggie burgers are out there? Some have oats, rice, beans, peanut butter, vital wheat gluten, or a plethora of other ingredients to create that elusive juicy, tender inside and firmer outside, flavorful enough to stand on their own yet not be subsumed by lots of toppings. Men have died in pursuit of this, and fingers, burned (ok, slight hyperbole).

The grail has been found, and Vegan Dad has done it. I'm quoting his posting here, but you will benefit by checking out the rest of his blog - I have it as a feed to my Google Reader. He's inventive and yet gives attention to the need for simple, inexpensive food that appeals to a broad audience (such as kids - thus, the implications of the blog title).

INGREDIENTS
- 1 8.5 oz pkg tempeh, coarsely grated
(If you find tempeh has a "taste," simmer it in boiling water with 2 tsp soy sauce for 10 mins to cut down on the bitterness. Cool before grating. This will increase the water content of the tempeh, so you might want to increase the wheat gluten to 1/2 cup, or not add any extra water.)
- 1/2 cup bread crumbs
- 1/3 cup vital wheat gluten
- 2 tsp ground fennel seed
- 1 tsp sage
- 1 tsp thyme
- 1 tsp oregano
- 1/2 tsp parsley
- 1 tsp garlic powder
- 1 tsp onion powder
- 2 tbsp soy sauce
- 2 tbsp HP sauce note: I don't have HP so used catsup instead, with a touch of vegan worcestershire sauce.
- 1/4 tsp browning sauce (optional)
- 2-4 tbsp water
- oil for frying

METHOD
1. Mix grated tempeh, bread crumbs, flour, and spices in a bowl. Add in soy sauce, HP sauce, and enough water to make a firm yet pliable dough. Knead for a few mins to mix everything well.
2. Divide dough into 6 pieces. Shape into patties by pressing into a metal ring.
3. Cook in a thin layer of oil on med-lo heat for about 5 mins per side. The trick is to make thin patties and to fry them low enough to cook them through before burning the outside.